The glass tumbler from the grassy knoll.
Three weeks ago I ordered a phone line. Two weeks ago I checked on my status and they said that my order doesn't exist and never had. Last week while I was considering another phone company I recieved their first bill.
I only just hooked up my phone yesterday, and today I got my first telemarketer.
He didn't even try to sound professional, just young. He was selling long-distance plans. I was without one, so I bit. Then just as he was verifying my identity another person got on the line. The telemarketer said, "Justin?" The other guy said, "Nope, wrong number." And then they both hung up on me.