I didn't know I'd have it this long
There's nothing like pulling into a gas station to get some air for your tires, and having a cop follow you in and park his car so that he's blocking you from walking away. It gets better when you think about how your car failed its last inspection, and that was six months ago. And how you also don't have insurance. And how you're supposed to be in work in 3½ hours and you have a 3½ hour drive ahead of you.
Amazingly he only wanted to see my license. He had run my plate and the actual owner of the car had his license suspended. Luckily, my license is good now after my experience with the DMV.
Amazing how close that was. Time for a new car.