True Story & Random Quote

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Things I learned in Doolittle, Missouri

  • Any time is miller time.

  • Chewing tobacco when you're a child will likely stunt your growth.

  • When there's nothing left to do, drink.

  • "Are ya nekkid?!" is an acceptable way to begin any speech, toast, or conversation.

  • Missouri has no open container laws.

  • Black people don't exist.

  • With a little love, a trailor home can look far more homely and feel far more comforting than any place I've lived in during the last 8 years.

  • Rap music is just crap without the C.


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